Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Day At The Dentist...

This is a story that is fiction.C: I mean, I'm not that crazy.;]

Dentist: Hmm...There seems to be some cavities... 
WHICH MEANS FILLINGS
DRILLS
SHOTS
You: Uh.....
Dentist: Have you been brushing? The bad bugs are there. Checkup...next week!
You: Okay...
You thinking: *BEEP*x203

Next Week..
Dentist: Okay, we're gonna put some medicine there...there's gonna be four shots.
You: FOUR SHOTS?!?
Dentist: Its okay, don't worry! It'll just feel like a LITTLE TINSY PINCH!
You: -sighs- That's a relief!:D
Dentist: -injects needle-
You: OMGOGMOGM GOMOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMF!!!
Dentist: YOU'RE DOING GREAT!:D
You: OMG GET THAT *Beep* THING OUT OF ME!
Dentist: Just a feewww more seconds!:D Trust me, it'll be over in no time!:D
-ejects needle-
You: Oh...my...gawd...
Dentist: Okay, we'll rest a minute. Three more to go.
You: ;_;
Dentist: -injects the next three needles-
You: Do the same thing.

After the injections and ejections...
Dentist: Okay! Time for the drilling!

Did you notice that dentists speak in a code language? They go, "Assistant, hand me X234 prepare root 351!" Then you just HAVE to know what's going to happen to you.

You: Omg, what are you gonna do?!?
Dentist: We're just gonna....
You: OWW WOMG OGMGOMGO OWWWW OWWWW IT HURTS!
Dentist: WHAT?!? We just NUMBED YOU! GET THE SHOTS
You: NOOOOOo!!!
Dentist: -injects-
You: OMG! 
Dentist: Good girl!:D
You: Agh..

-continues on with the process-

Dentist: Assistant, hand me A452!
Asst. Dentist: Okay!
Dentist: Screw this thing for me..
Asst. Dentist: Sure thing!
You: oww...owww..
Dentist: It HURTS? STILL? WE GAVE YOU TWO SHOTS IN THE SAME AREA! SHOTS!
-injects-
You: ....

-continues on with the process-

Dentist: You're doing JUST great, just 15 more minutes to go!:D
You: Aghh..
Dentist: Oh yeah, you can see the bad bugs go away! Can't you? Eh?
Asst. Dentist: YEAH! Its washing away!
-asst. dentist and dentist keeps chit chatting about the weirdest things (ie. interns.college..kids)

Fifteen Minutes Later...
Dentist: WELL! We're done!
You: Thank GOD.
Dentist: You did very well! See that wasn't that bad right?
You: -mutters- Uh-huh right.
Dentist: Your next checkup will be next month to see how you're doing! Have a nice day!

You: -groans- 

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